Keep Kicking!

Two frogs fell into a can of cream--
Or so I've heard it told.
The sides of the can were shiny and steep,
The cream was deep and cold.
"Oh whats the use?" said Number 1
"Tis fate--no help's around--
Goodbye, my friend! Goodbye sad world!"
And weeping still, he drowned.
But Number 2 was sterner stuff and
Dogpaddled in surprise,
The while he wiped his creamy face
And dried his creamy eyes.
"I'll swim awhile, at least," he said--
Or so it has been said--
"It really wouldn't help the world
If one more frog were dead."
An hour or two, he kicked and swam--
Not once he stopped to mutter,
But kicked and swam and swam and kicked,
Then hopped OUT....via butter!

The second frog had read the following story! It probably saved his life! It has been known to save many things, relationships, fortunes, lives..... etc. etc. So Froggy wants to share it with you here!

Mr. Meant-to

Mr Meant-To has a comrade
His name is Didn't-Do
Have you ever chanced to meet them?
Have they called on you?
These two fellows live together
In the house of "Never Win",
And I'm told that it is haunted
By the ghost of "Might-Have-Been".

Writings by By Anon E. Muss


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