A Fairy Tale ?

Once upon a time,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured
princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess,
"I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you
and I will turn back into a prince, and then we can marry and move into a castle where you
can prepare my meals, clean my clothes,
bear my children, and forever feel lucky
for doing so."

That night, the princess had frog legs for dinner.

*Teeheeheehehehehehehehehehe*

(scroll down!) ~ R-U-N Froggy!!!!!!