SPELL-CHECKING?
(HUMAN BRAIN NOT YET OBSOLETE)

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plainly marks four my review
Mistakes I cannot sea.

I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure you please to no,
Its letter perfect in it's weigh:
My checker tolled me sew.

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Before you pridefully claim ......
that such orthographic atrocities would never make it past your printer, consider these genuine unretouched errors that somebodys spellchecker--whether human or mechanical--clearly missed:
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The welcoming reception for all delegates will begin at 8 p.m. Hors d'ouvres and drinks will be served. Souses are welcome.

Mrs. Floyd Garneau died yesterday at the age of 69. She was a well-known fan of the Boston Red Sox, for whom she rotted for years.

For sale: 8500 Pound Power Wench and a queen-size waterbed.

Jason Thompson, who had four RBIs in August, four in September and onehomer since July 26, smashed a blast off a poet high in the upper deck forhis grand slam.

Alexander Hamilton was George Washington's closet companion.

He is a charismatic speaker and a major farce in politics.

Exterminating: We are trained to kill all pets...."

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The Spellchecker Song

I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.

Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're laks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does not phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too please.

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SPELL CHECKING

That's why eye brake in two averse

Cuz Eye dew want too please.

Sow gald eye yam that aye did bye

This soft wear four pea seas.

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