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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad away!!

 

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Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them!

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Why did the frog go to the mall?

Because he wanted to go hopping.

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Why did the frog walk across the road?

He didn't... he jumped.

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Why did the frog cross the street?

Because the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the frog cross the road?

To see what the chicken was doing.

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Why did the frog cross the road?

He didn't want to - But....
Some mean little kid super-glued him to the chicken!

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Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?

To get hit by a steamroller

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Why did the frog cross the road?

If a chicken can do it so could he!

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How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?

You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come.

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How do you confuse a frog?

Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.

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How does a frog confuse you?

When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.

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What did the frog say to the fly?

You are really starting to bug me!

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What does a frog say when it sees somethin' great?

Toadly awesome!

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What do you call a frog with no legs?

It doesn't matter he won't come anyway.

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What do you call a frog with legs?

Dinner.

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Why did the frog croak?

Because he ate a poisonous fly!

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What is a frog's favorite game?

Croaked!

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 Do female frogs croak?

 If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

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What did the frog order at McDonald's?

French flies and a diet Croak

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What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?

A croaking device!

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What's green and dangerous?

A frog with a hand-grenade.

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Why did the frog say meow?

He was learning a foreign language.

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Why did the frog go to the hospital?

He needed a "hopperation" !

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What is the thirstiest frog in the world?

The one who drinks Canada Dry!

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What do ya call a frogs' favorite soda?

Croaka-Cola!

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What's white on the outside, and green on the inside?

A frog sandwich!

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"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"

"No!... I always walk this way!"

How deep can a frog go?

Knee-deep Knee-deep!

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What do stylish frogs wear?

Jumpsuits!

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What does a bankrupt frog say?

"Baroke, baroke, baroke."

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What has more lives that a cat?

A frog that goes croak every night.

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How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears?

They don't move when a car is coming toward them.

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