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RIDDLES
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What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad away!!
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Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
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Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.
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Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
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Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.
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Why did the frog cross the road?
He
didn't want to - But....
Some mean little kid
super-glued him to the chicken!
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Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
To get hit by a steamroller
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Why did the frog cross the road?
If a chicken can do it so could he!
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How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?
You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come.
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How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
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How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
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What does a frog say when it sees somethin' great?
Toadly awesome!
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What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter he won't come anyway.
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What do you call a frog with legs?
Dinner.
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Why did the frog croak?
Because he ate a poisonous fly!
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What is a frog's favorite game?
Croaked!
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Do female frogs croak?
If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
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What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
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What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
A croaking device!
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What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
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Why did the frog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.
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Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !
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What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
The one who drinks Canada Dry!
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What do ya call a frogs' favorite soda?
Croaka-Cola!
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What's white on the outside, and green on the inside?
A frog sandwich!
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"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
"No!... I always walk this way!"
How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!
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What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!
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What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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What has more lives that a cat?
A frog that goes croak every night.
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How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears?
They don't move when a car is coming toward them.
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